I should get out more

Apr 18

The sound my phone makes when I get a message sounds like courdroy pants swishing. Everytime I get a message when I am walking my first thought is always, “I’m not wearing courdroy?”

My moms kitchen is finally all done!

My moms kitchen is finally all done!

Apr 14

My boss left me with this.

My boss left me with this.

Apr 10

Finally arrived! #China #Shanghai

Finally arrived! #China #Shanghai

It’s sooooo small

It’s sooooo small

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Apr 03

Sometimes I like reading outdated travel guides.

Sometimes I like reading outdated travel guides.

Mar 31

Designed for Godzilla styles rampages in mind.

Designed for Godzilla styles rampages in mind.

Mar 20

This is my trying to be happy it’s spring face

This is my trying to be happy it’s spring face

Mar 16

Wrong! You’re doing it wrong weather.

Wrong! You’re doing it wrong weather.