I should get out more

Apr 23

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"this is a strange phrase. To have double too much means Mrs or Wife. Do you think this phrase is accurate? Too much + too much = Mrs #chineasy

"this is a strange phrase. To have double too much means Mrs or Wife. Do you think this phrase is accurate? Too much + too much = Mrs #chineasy

Fixy bike

It’s has finally gotten nice enough for bicycles to start repopulating the streets. But the one type of cyclist I can’t stand is a Fixy rider.
One stopped in front of me today as I was waiting to cross the street (on the sidewalk ) and he did the little bee dance that fixy riders do. That wiggle of the ass, that comes with their balancing act of not having to touch foot to pavement like they are trapped in an eternal game of lava. As if their journey will be ruined if they step on the ground. Yes you can tell me about how it let’s you start quicker when the light turns green but the number of riders who are actually couriers is pretty small. The number who try and mimic them is large, and not only in appearance but also in their erratic cycling behaviors, verging on suicidal. This mimicry isn’t necessary and above all just ridiculous for the rest of us, you aren’t in an actual rush, you just enjoy the feeling.

Apr 18

The sound my phone makes when I get a message sounds like courdroy pants swishing. Everytime I get a message when I am walking my first thought is always, “I’m not wearing courdroy?”

My moms kitchen is finally all done!

My moms kitchen is finally all done!

Apr 14

My boss left me with this.

My boss left me with this.

Apr 10

Finally arrived! #China #Shanghai

Finally arrived! #China #Shanghai

It’s sooooo small

It’s sooooo small

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Apr 03

Sometimes I like reading outdated travel guides.

Sometimes I like reading outdated travel guides.